you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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