This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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