Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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