You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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