Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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