Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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