Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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