Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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