so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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