He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
What happened to fro yo and sex?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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