Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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