billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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