just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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