But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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