i just google imaged poop.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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