oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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