Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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