I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Liz is crying about burritos again.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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