Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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