u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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