Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No stitches, just platelets and will power
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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Lo siento on account of my penis...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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