he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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