Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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