I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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