Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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