you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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