im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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