Sry I called you an 8
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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