Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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