I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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