i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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