Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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