Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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