just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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