Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends

(336): View more from North Carolina

I know, I was there.

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(407): View more from Florida

I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

guys are only as good as the porn they watch

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(217): View more from Illinois

some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens

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(708): View more from Illinois

I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�

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(847): View more from Illinois

just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life

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(310): View more from California

I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing

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(630): View more from Illinois

He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.

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