If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.