So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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