He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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