im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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