it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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