i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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