Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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