What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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