"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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