i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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