This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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