i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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