The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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