Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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