Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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