I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
