it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.