Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

(201): View more from New Jersey

so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

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(518): View more from New York

The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"

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(702): View more from Nevada

Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.

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(845): View more from New York

I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him

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(631): View more from New York

I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.

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(716): View more from New York

Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.

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