What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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