I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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