can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen