i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.