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your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise

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(305): your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise http://tfl.nu/rpa6

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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?

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(610): So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues? http://tfl.nu/kfs7

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(404): View more from Georgia

best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures

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(404): best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures http://tfl.nu/m84y

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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone

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whose oscar?

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the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.

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(203): Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone (1-203): whose oscar? (203): the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month. http://tfl.nu/bpyh

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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party

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(978): i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party http://tfl.nu/osnp

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(817): View more from Texas

New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.

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(817): New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft. http://tfl.nu/mqah

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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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(813): She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus. http://tfl.nu/fd89

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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.

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(859): And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues. http://tfl.nu/sbd6

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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?

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(970): Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...? http://tfl.nu/ngco

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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.

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(302): Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom. http://tfl.nu/7x02

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink

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(678): I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink http://tfl.nu/zdy9

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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(

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(757): Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :( http://tfl.nu/ztju

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(301): View more from Maryland

He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".

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(301): He said it. He actually said "yes it's in". http://tfl.nu/w699

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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!

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(520): Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again! http://tfl.nu/ddjb

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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI

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this is why i love drunk you

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(520): Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI (1-520): this is why i love drunk you http://tfl.nu/owbm

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