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• (734): View more from Michigan

   Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard. 

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• (315): View more from New York

  Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.

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• (619): View more from California

  Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"

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• (607): View more from New York

  You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in

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