is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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